Post by strange on Aug 16, 2012 13:16:20 GMT -5
Once upon a time there was a little fluffy bunny on his way to the zoo
Along the way, he met someone like you
And he asked if you would come too
“Sure”, said you
Not knowing what else to do
Because this fluffy little bunny had a gun aimed at you
He said “Don’t make a sound, or I’ll splatter your brains into a stew!”
You said “I won’t say a word, I won’t even chew.”
Out came your gum, away you threw
On the asphalt it landed, and then beneath someone’s shoe
The bunny rabbit said “That’s a terrible thing to do!”
“Go over and apologize before I before I put a bullet in you!”
“Sorry”, you said to this man, “I’m so sorry the wind blew.”
“My gum should have never gotten under your shoe.”
“No problem” said Mr Hu
“I was looking to buy some glue for this shoe."
“It probably won’t do", said you, "to use my gum as your glue.”
“But if you give me some paper, I can write some directions to a store for you.”
On the paper you drew
Some directions to the Zoo
And a note of “please help” because a fluffy little bunny was kidnapping you
Mr Hu didn’t know if this was a joke or if it was true
But he did exactly as you told him to do.
A SWAT team was called, with orders to shoot on que
The code word was a sneeze, and the bunny was killed with “Ah-Choo!”
His brains were bounced on by a Wallaroo
As the animals were frightened by the gunfight at the Zoo
Along the way, he met someone like you
And he asked if you would come too
“Sure”, said you
Not knowing what else to do
Because this fluffy little bunny had a gun aimed at you
He said “Don’t make a sound, or I’ll splatter your brains into a stew!”
You said “I won’t say a word, I won’t even chew.”
Out came your gum, away you threw
On the asphalt it landed, and then beneath someone’s shoe
The bunny rabbit said “That’s a terrible thing to do!”
“Go over and apologize before I before I put a bullet in you!”
“Sorry”, you said to this man, “I’m so sorry the wind blew.”
“My gum should have never gotten under your shoe.”
“No problem” said Mr Hu
“I was looking to buy some glue for this shoe."
“It probably won’t do", said you, "to use my gum as your glue.”
“But if you give me some paper, I can write some directions to a store for you.”
On the paper you drew
Some directions to the Zoo
And a note of “please help” because a fluffy little bunny was kidnapping you
Mr Hu didn’t know if this was a joke or if it was true
But he did exactly as you told him to do.
A SWAT team was called, with orders to shoot on que
The code word was a sneeze, and the bunny was killed with “Ah-Choo!”
His brains were bounced on by a Wallaroo
As the animals were frightened by the gunfight at the Zoo
?. Can you forgive me Mr. Strange ?