Post by strange on Jul 16, 2012 17:17:04 GMT -5
A little story I wrote for my chihuahua...
Mongo Heard a Boom
By Jack Strange
Mongo heard a BOOM.
So he went Bing, Bang, ZOOM!
To run and see what’s happening in the other Room
Here he happened to see a GOON
Who was robbing the Kitchen around Noon
And was ready to eat everything in sight very Soon.
It was so very Rude
To steal all of Mongo’s Food
This made his Chihuahua teeth Protrude…
…and soon the Burglar is no longer a Dude.
“BALLS!” hollered Mongo
“You will die today!”
To the HALLS ran the Goon, to try and get Away.
Mongo heard a BOOM when someone shot the Burglar in the Bum
The Burglar went to court with an inner tube under his ass, and a
missing Scrotum!
Mongo Heard a Boom
By Jack Strange
Mongo heard a BOOM.
So he went Bing, Bang, ZOOM!
To run and see what’s happening in the other Room
Here he happened to see a GOON
Who was robbing the Kitchen around Noon
And was ready to eat everything in sight very Soon.
It was so very Rude
To steal all of Mongo’s Food
This made his Chihuahua teeth Protrude…
…and soon the Burglar is no longer a Dude.
“BALLS!” hollered Mongo
“You will die today!”
To the HALLS ran the Goon, to try and get Away.
Mongo heard a BOOM when someone shot the Burglar in the Bum
The Burglar went to court with an inner tube under his ass, and a
missing Scrotum!
